On the first day of Christmas
My government sent to me
A tax man for the wrong fee
On the second day of Christmas
My government sent to me
Two subtle shoves
And a tax man for the wrong fee
On the third day of Christmas
My government sent to me
Three benched trends
Two subtle shoves
And a tax man for the wrong fee
On the fourth day of Christmas
My government sent to me
Four warning words
Three benched trends
Two subtle shoves
And a tax man for the wrong fee
On the fifth day of Christmas
My government sent to me
Five olden kings
Four warning words
Three benched trends
Two subtle shoves
And a tax man for the wrong fee
On the sixth day of Christmas
My government sent to me
Six cops a-lying
Five olden kings
Four warning words
Three benched trends
Two subtle shoves
And a tax man for the wrong fee
On the seventh day of Christmas
My government sent to me
Seven cons a-skimming
Six cops a-lying
Five olden kings
Four warning words
Three benched trends
Two subtle shoves
And a tax man for the wrong fee
On the eighth day of Christmas
My government sent to me
Eight blades for killing
Seven cons a-skimming
Six cops a-lying
Five olden kings
Four warning words
Three benched trends
Two subtle shoves
And a tax man for the wrong fee
On the ninth day of Christmas
My government sent to me
Nine Mercedes financing
Eight blades for killing
Seven cons a-skimming
Six cops a-lying
Five olden kings
Four warning words
Three benched trends
Two subtle shoves
And a tax man for the wrong fee
On the tenth day of Christmas
My government sent to me
Ten reforms unwilling
Nine Mercedes financing
Eight blades for killing
Seven cons a-skimming
Six cops a-lying
Five olden kings
Four warning words
Three benched trends
Two subtle shoves
And a tax man for the wrong fee
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My government sent to me
Eleven snipers shooting
Ten reforms unwilling
Nine Mercedes financing
Eight blades for killing
Seven cons a-skimming
Six cops a-lying
Five olden kings
Four warning words
Three benched trends
Two subtle shoves
And a tax man for the wrong fee
On the 12th day of Christmas
My government sent to me
Twelve mothers crying
Eleven snipers shooting
Ten reforms unwilling
Nine Mercedes financing
Eight blades for killing
Seven cons a-skimming
Six cops a-lying
Five olden kings
Four warning words
Three benched trends
Two subtle shoves
And a tax man for the wrong fee
And a tax man for the wrong fee
26th December 2024
The Divine Bandit™ 